What dememted serial slasher are YOU?

1. 1

   OK. Let's start by takin a trip down memory lane. As a child, you always wanted to be...

   A great adventurer!

   An astronaut!

   I wasn't sure back then and I'm not sure now.

   I never wanted to grow up.

2. 2

   How did you get along with your family?

   My parents were my very best friends!

   Screw family! I killed them all.

   Family? What family? I don't have family.

   Eh... I'd say average.

3. 3

   Where did you spend most of your time?

   Adventuring in the woods!

   Why, I spent it the way any average child would; an even mix of family time, friends, school, and playing around.

   Sharppening my knives for when I grea up hehehe...

   Alone... in my room... in the dark...

4. 4

   What was your favirote toy?

   My knives... which, of course, I kept hidden!

   Whatever I found in the woods that looked like it might be fun!

   Toys? What are toys?

   I loved them all!

5. 5

   Alrighty than. Moving onto the presant. Where do you usually find your victims?

   Anywhere I can!

   They have to wrong me first to become a victim.

   Out in the woods near where I live.

   Suburbia.

6. 6

   Do you prefer to stalk your victims forst or do you kill them right away?

   Right away! the faster, the better!

   I don't care. If they're available right away, than sure! If not, oh well... just as long as I eventually get them.

   I must stalk them for a while first, get to know the layout of their house and their place of refuge.

   It really depends on what mood I am in that day.

7. 7

   So you've chosen your victim. What now?

   Run straight at them! No time to waste!

   Find a good hiding spot in their house.

   Walk behind them for a while, and when they look back to see me, I duck so it looks like there was nobody there! Make them paranoid!

   Do whatever it takes to make sure I am not seen, not even by my victim.

8. 8

   You brought a weapon, what is it?

   I syringe filled with enough drugs to kill an elephant!

   I don't need a weapon, I've got my hands.

   Whatever happens to be laying around that looks deadly.

   A sharp blade, or set of blades.

9. 9

   It's time for you to make your move. What do you do?

   Sneak up behind them and bludgeon them in the head!

   Jump right out at them and scare the piss out of them!

   They've already seen me coming for a while, so whatever seems the best move at the time.

   Walk right up beside them, tap them on the shoulder and smile!

10. 10

    Your victim sees you, screams, then starts to run. What do you do?

    Run to catch up with them!

    Slowly amble after them.

    Shit! Go back into hiding as fast as possible.

    My victims never get away from me. This question is invalid!

11. 11

    You've caught up with your victim. What now?

    Attack them again! No time to waste!

    Scare the piss out of them once again! This is fun!

    Throw my weapon at them while their back is turned before they get another spot to see you.

    Chase them into a corner so they won't be able to get away from me, than attack.

12. 12

    Somehow, your victim mannages to knock the weapon out of your hands. What now?

    Impossible, seeing as how my weapons ARE my hands.

    Use my hands to try and strangle them.

    Well, I can't do anything without a weapon, so I look around for something else to use.

    My weapons are bound to me in such a way that this would never happen. nice try though.

13. 13

    While all of this is happening, do you make noise?

    No, never.

    A few grunts and moans, that's about it.

    I've been screaming at them this entire time!

    I usually shout out a long stream of curses and an 'I'll get you!" for good measure.

14. 14

    Your victim has found a gun, they shoot you in the chest several times. Two of the bullets go straight into your heart.

    I die. Instantly. Duh.

    They go straight through me into the wall. No holes, no nothin! SUCKER!

    They slow me down for a bit, but ONLY a bit.

    Bullets have no effect on me, I am immortal. I keep right on commin!

15. 15

    After a bit more struggle, your victim finally manages to lodge an axe halfway through your head and you are down for the count.

    I play dead until they get close enough to me and then I grab their ankle and pull them down!

    Well, the bullets may not have dont it but that axe sure did. I'm dead now.

    I seem dead, but I'll come back in the sequal.

16. 16

    Now, onto the future. Your victim has escaped. Years have passed. What's up?

    I gave up on them. I'm still killing... just not them.

    Impossible. I got them when I played dead. Now they're dead.

    I'm still stalking them. I have to find them! NOBODY gets away from me!

17. 17

    Are you gonna get it right this time?

    Without a doubt. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, SHAME ON YOU SUCKER!

    Probably not. by now they have heard all about me and know how I can be killed.

18. 18

    It's all over.

    And I am dead.

    And they're dead.

Finished!