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Greetings fellow road warrior.
So you want a hot, throbbing machine between your legs but aren't sure what type to get? Or maybe you just want the hot throbbing part and don't really care in what guise it comes...
...either way, i'm doubtful that this test will really give much insight into the type of bike you should own, but it'll kill a few minutes of your boring day in the office and move you closer to the weekend.
Get your motor running...
Why do you want a motorbike?
To go fast
To make me look cooler
To get around and take advantage of the high gas mileage
To catch big air like the guys on ESPN
What kind of music do you like?
What kinda clothes do you wear?
Elasticated slacks and a sweater
Leather jeans and a Jack Daniels t-shirt
Baggy jeans and a Vans t-shirt
Shorts and a t-shirt
Do you like bright coloured clothes?
How about chrome?
Polishing?? No thanks.
Do you want to ride long distances on your bike?
To hell and back!
Just to the bar and back!
Safety gear of choice?
High-tech textile 2 piece outift
Jeans and a leather vest
Multi-coloured leather 1 piece
Mesh 2-piece outfit
Nah...What don't kill ya makes ya stronger...
How d'ya want your bike to sound?
Deep and throaty
Ok, I'm done
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