The Sick and Twisted Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Sick and Twisted Test. It's short and not so sweet. Just answer the question dammit!
3. 1

   How do you feel about eating human flesh?

   Never.

   I'd like to try it.

   It's a bit gamey for my tastes.

   I want to be like Jeffrey Dahmer.

4. 2

   Is anything involving human feces a turn-on for you?

   The thought makes me want to vomit.

   A little bit.

   I have some real fantasies about poo.

   I'd like to slosh around in the bottom of a port-a-potty.

5. 3

   Do you fantasize about underage people?

   No. Those people should all be executed.

   Sometimes, but I'd never do anything

   I'm really into it and would act given the right opportunity.

   I plead the 5th. I 'may' have done something and could go to jail if I answered this.

6. 4

   How do you feel about having an INVOLUNTARY sex slave?

   That's wrong

   I would have one if I could NEVER get caught.

   I'd take one given the opportunity.

   I've had one before (and maybe I still do).

7. 5

   Would you have sex with an animal?

   No

   I'd try, but it's not my thing.

   I fantasize about animals and would do it.

   I'm a zoophiliac. You might have seen me in Enumclaw.

8. 6

   What is the largest thing you would put in your anus?

   That's a one way valve.

   A finger.

   A dildo/penis.

   An arm.

9. 7

   Do you like to watch?

   No

   Only my partner

   I watch whoever will let me.

   I often try to see what I'm not supposed to see.

10. 8

    Are you a fetishist?

    I like it vanilla.

    I have some interest, but it's not a big deal for me.

    My fetishes are essential to my sexuality.

    Thoughts of my fetish consume my every day life.

11. 9

    Are you ashamed of your sexuality?

    No, I'm proud of it

    Sex makes me uneasy so I don't like to talk about it.

    I hide a lot of my sexuality because I'm ashamed.

    I have skeletons in my closet so I'd better be ashamed.

12. 10

    How do you feel about incest?

    Gross

    Looking is ok, but acting is gross or wrong.

    Put your sister to the test.

    I'm married to (or screwing) a close relative

13. 11

    Are you a sex tourist?

    Paying for sex is wrong

    I've always wanted to go somewhere it was that easy.

    I've done my share of tinkering when I travel.

    Every chance I get.

14. 12

    Would you have sex with a fully functioning dead body?

    Hell no.

    I might caress it.

    I would probably sneak a fuck if no one were around.

    I prefer dead partners.

15. 13

    If you were kidnapped and forced into sex slavery...

    It would be aweful and might destroy me.

    I could get through it.

    Nice fantasy, but I'm not sure I would enjoy it.

    That would be awesome.

16. 14

    Would you use chloroform, date-rape drugs, etc?

    Never

    Only if someone wanted me to

    Sometimes I think I might if I had some.

    I do and it makes dating a lot easier.

17. 15

    How do you feel about beating the helpless (e.g. elderly, young, infirm)?

    It's wrong.

    Sometimes it's necessary.

    It turns me on a bit.

    I live for senseless beatings of the physically disadvantaged.

18. 16

    How did this test make you feel?

    A little disturbed.

    I'm disgusted

    I'm a bit turned on

    It was really hot!

19. That's it! Message axilir if you've got better questions. I may add more

Finished!