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The professor realized that his life was just a Test

  1. On the sidewalk outside the theater, the taxi headlights zoomed back and forth in the fog, and I thought to myself, "I would have loved this when I was 16."

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    When you walk to work in the morning, your eyes scour the gutter in the hopes of finding something you've lost, but you're not quite sure what it might be.

  3. 2
    We just sat around and watched television, and I realized that if life were a movie, this might seem terribly romantic, but it really didn't feel that way at the time. It just felt awkward and empty. But from now on, I think I'll always imagine life is like a movie, just to make it seem more interesting.

  4. 3
    My tea has a bitter aftertaste.

  5. 4
    I do remember this moment in 2nd grade when my music class was dancing to Kool and the Gang, and it felt like the end of a movie to me. I could see the credits rolling. And two things occur to me: It's kind of sad that my movie ended in 2nd grade. But also, was I really thinking cinematically when I was eight years old?

  6. 5
    By the way, I'm not particularly thrilled about that "Einstein" remark a couple of questions ago. I know how to brew tea. You don't have to be a jerk about it.

  7. 6
    One thing I noticed about my last test is that even though it was completely random and made absolutely no sense, the girls still scored much higher than the boys.

  8. 7
    OK -- I'll get into something real and concrete here. Let's talk about relationships since that's really why we're all here. Do you really believe that you'll be happier if you find someone?

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