The Personal Space Test

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2. Hey, you! This test will determine whether or not you would respond to said greeting with an unannounced bear hug, an accidental collapse at my feet, not hearing me, or if it would depend on if you liked me or not.

   These questions are super scientifical, authorized by the Super Scientifical Society of the Assocation of Alliterative Astronomers. Be true to yourself, and this test will be true to you.

    

   *Please rate and/or let me know what you think, so I can tweak this*

    

    

3. 1

   What is the size of your personal space?

   Miles, possibly countries even

   Less than a foot. I might prefer to be on you.

   A yard is good, but I can end up in others' space by accident.

   It depends. Do I know you?

4. 2

   Do people make faces at or remark upon your breath regularly?

    

   Yes, whether or not I smell like garlic or strawberries.

   I don't talk to a lot of people, so no.

   Sorry, I didn't know I was that close!

   Must've been going in for a kiss.

5. 3

   If you had the power of invisibility, you would...

   use it to hide from others. People are annoying.

   use it to get out of awkward situations that you find yourself in.

   use it to take a "sick" day when you need one.

   use it to be closer to and snoop around on attractive people.

Keep on truckin', baby...