The Do you have a couch? Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Do you have a couch? Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine whether you have a couch. There is advanced mathematics involved; try not to let it intimidate you.

   Note: If you remember the original Do you have a couch? test, then A) you are awesome, B) you have been here for a long time, and/or C) you should know that I did not write it.

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