We're in Beta (aka: buggy)!

The Coffee Shop Pick-up Artist Test

  1. So, you've done the bar/club circuit and have decided that such places are too loud, expensive, and/or intimidating to ply your pick-up lines in. Or maybe you're a recovering alcoholic, or maybe you find that people who go to bars and clubs are boring. In any case, you need a new scene. This test will determine whether you have the requisite patience, brains and pretentiousness to be a coffee shop pick-up artist.

Next

Rate It and Run

If you don't even want to bother finishing this test, just rate it and we'll take you to our most popular tests.

Create button Create a test

Creating a test is super easy!

Browse button Browse tests

35,427 tests for the taking!

We're not holding any contest right now. Check back soon!