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written by MisterHeartless

The Asshole's Politics Test

  1. Take this test right now or go fuck yourself. This will determine the United States political group most suited to you based on how much of an asshole you are, ranging from tree-hugging pinko fucker to neo-nazi murdering scumbag. Have fun.
  3. Author's Note: I'm just kidding, mostly. But seriously, this is the best test you will ever take. Ever. So, if you don't like it, go fuck yourself.

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