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The Are You a Dick/Pussy/Asshole Test

  1. 'Sup. Good Afternoon. Fuck You. These three statements represent, respectively, the three basic personality types: the Dick, the Pussy, and the Asshole. If you have already seen the movie "Team America: World Police" then you know about these three personality types. If you haven't seen the movie, then you may want to read the explanation below. Better yet, go rent the movie and watch it...you'll be better informed, mildly entertained, and less of a tool. There are three kinds of people in this world: Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes. Dicks like to fuck Pussies; they will fuck Assholes too if the occasion calls for it. Pussies hate Dicks because the Dicks are always trying to fuck them, but they also love Dicks whenever the Dicks are fucking the Assholes instead of them. Assholes shit on everybody, whether they be Dicks, Pussies, or other Assholes. Assholes hate everybody and everybody hates them, and in short they make the world stink. So which of these delightful obscenities are you? Take the test and find out!

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