Lucy's Bedroom Test

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2. Welcome to Lucy's Bedroom Test.  This test determines whether you've horny and evil enough to be my boyfriend.  Not, perhaps, the most pressing matter of the day, unless of course you do actually live up to my requirements of horniness and evil, in which case by now, although you'll still be nodding and smiling, you'll actually be thinking, "Stop blathering woman and get your kit off."

Come to bed