Slay the first born?

Once inside you immediately beg the first employee you see for a Klondike Bar. Politely she responds back that they just sold the last bar. She points to a woman that has just left the store. Instinctively you take off after the woman.

Before you can catch her, she enters a cafe across the street. You follow her in. She is nowhere to be seen. You are incredibly frustrated until suddenly the waitress comes to take your order and you notice that it is the Klondike Bar woman. After explaining your plight she cruely tells you that she will only give you the bar if you eat a plate full of slugs first. You obviously refuse this disgusting proposal, curse at the woman, and leave the cafe.

At this point you are furious. You run back to the beach and find your family and tell them that they are going home. Everybody is mad at you but they are also a bit scared, and they follow your directions. By the time you have arrived home you have calmed down. You grab some bags while the rest of your family heads inside. When you get inside your oldest child tells you that he just found and ate a Klondike Bar that was miraculously lying on the table. The look of horror on your face when he sees your reaction is burned inside his brain forever.

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