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Geisha

79 % Manian fluency!

You got it going on, and probably will well into your older years. You know men quite well, and understand their needs, even if you don't always cater to their whims.

You know enough about men to know when to turn on the charm, and when to get down to business. You could be dangerous if you use your powers for evil rather than good.

You are amusing in a good way, and men are very comfortable around you. Just be careful that they don't get too comfortable, or you could find yourself being the "FWB" more often than you like. Because people in this range are usually down to earth, we (and I say we because without male assistance, I'd have never been able to create this test) are the friend guys want to shag, but not the one most want to take home to show mom and dad. They desire us because we're not so mainstream, but this is the same reason they disqualify us as long term partners.

So even though you're a Geisha, guard your heart with the determination and decisiveness of a Samurai. Do not put the sword in the sheath until it has tasted blood.

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