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The Sinker

You are suicide method #13###

The Sinker

Dark, cold, scary and painful. You are suicide via drowning.

People have to plan a little before they come to you for help. You're not as easy to employ as some, but you spark the imagination like few other forms of relief can.

At your best, you're a pocket full of rocks and a head full of determination. At worst, you're a Baywatch castmember hellbent on saving people from making their own choices.

Only a select few have what it takes to make use of your talents, and those few don't mind a significant amount of discomfort before greeting the void.

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Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
You're into my style, so check out my fashion.


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