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The Amateur

You're not doing too badly. Your ploys are a little obvious and will occasionally get you rejected, but you're on the right track. You just need to be more strategic. Pick a particular coffee shop, go there a lot, get a sense of who the regulars are and what kind of books they're reading. Put yourself in their line of sight, smile at them occasionally, read up on their field. The more you know about them and the more they get used to seeing you there, the more receptive they'll be to a conversation.

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