THERE YOU HAVE IT!

Those of you that get a high Marine Corps Score, oohrah, potential Devildog! You should consider seeing a recruiter ASAP! The joy of mindlessly gutting those that disagree with you with a razor sharp ka-bar can be had by you too!

You Army dogs enjoy many of the same thing the USMC does, but you tend to enjoy overkill, be it with a massive tank rush, or a super flashy, but ultimately marginally effective artillery barrage! Hoo-ah, soldier! Your sarge commends you!

Anchors aweigh, for you sailors! your idea of combat is whiz-bang, high speed navy SEAL operations and slick looking ships with a crapload of missiles. But, when it really hits the fan, who're you kidding? You just send in the Marines. They're just bullet sponges, right?

Aim high! You're soaring 5 miles up... in a desk. BUT, you control the worlds deadliest stockpile of nuclear weapons. That IS pretty badass... even if you get made fun of every time you turn your back...
by civilians