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When can I fuck someone's shit up?
You are Rhoda from The Bad Seed!
Well, the good news is that you prefer the direct approach, which means generally you’re not an annoying passive aggressive little bitch. People can appreciate that about you. But…
You’re kind of evil. Not extreme evil. You’re not evil for the sake of being evil. You just don’t have little things like a conscience or morals. You know, the things most people consider the hallmark of humanity.
Maybe it’s not entirely your fault. Maybe, as the movie suggests, evil is genetic. Perhaps it can be passed down through subsequent generations? Perhaps it’s a recessive gene? We don’t know exactly, because Gregor Mendel, the father of modern genetics, did his experiments on peas, not little girls. I’m sure, given time, Mendel could have isolated the gene-coding that caused Rhoda to beat the ever living fuck out of a schoolmate with her tap shoes. The paper would have been called something like “Experiments in Plant Hybridization Along with Causation of Juvenile Females Engaging in Upward Metaphoric Intercourse With Your Shit.
Yes, Rhoda really did kill someone with her tap shoes. That’s how you roll, too. You want something, so you take the direct approach. Like in the movie: Rhoda wants a penmanship medal. Her schoolmate wins it instead. Stop. Hammer time.
ABOVE PHOTO: That sparkle in her eyes? Yeah, that's not a happy sparkle. That's a bad sparkle. That's your untimely demise getting all sparkly in there.
I know what you are thinking. You are thinking about what the other categories are, and how complete your life would be if you knew what they were. I am all-knowing, and generous, too:
They scored 5% on evil, higher than 71% of your peers.
They scored 5% on directness, higher than 55% of your peers.
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