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Commie

You scored 0 orthodoxy, 0 science, 5 fundamentalism, and 4 socialism!

The maximum for each variable is 5. You are a weak (or an agnostic) atheist. That means that you are reasonable in your claims and don't use faith to believe in something, the way religious people do. You are probably very inquisitive and curious about the world around you. When someone tells you there is a God, you will ask for evidence first. You like to find out new things about science and you know, as I do, that evolution is right, or that the Universe hasn't been made by an invisible man living in the sky who punishes you when you try to do your laundry on Sundays. But that doesn't seem to be enough for you: philosophy convinced you to reject God. You enjoyed thinking a lot about the things around you and about the purpose of life and you understood pretty quickly that people who claim that God exists worship a logically inconsistent being. No one, even if he's a god, can be all powerful, almighty, all knowing and all loving at the same time. That was actually the last piece in the puzzle. Your view of the world is complete. Let's look at your social nature now. You are constant in your principles: you know that there is no God the way you know that all the people who believe in him are dumb and don't deserve any consideration whatsoever. You can't stand these people, who, after such a long stay on the planet, didn't even realize that there is no being giving them candy when they do good things, even though we'd all like that (except for those who suffer from diabetes, maybe). The larger the number in what I called the "fundamentalism" variable, the greater the probability that you'll blow up a church some day. And you may be right: remember how much evil they have done to us? Hate 'em all! When it comes to politics, you consider that only the State can bring more happiness to the working class and that all people should be provided the basic necessities, in order to live decently. You find religion to be unfair and that might have also been a reason for deciding to get rid of it, once and for all. Good luck in your proletarian life!

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