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You're driven 20% by Greed, 25% by Knowledge, 45% by Sex, and 10% by Anger!


Wow, good for you! Of the 4 categories you seem to be operating evenly among them.


You may want to try honing in on one of the four for a while, just to mix things up a little. Maybe try being a sex pot for a month, see how that shakes out.

Some suggestions to help activate, or diminish one of the four motivations.


To increase, I suggest getting more poilitcally active. No matter where you fall on the spectrum, there is someone out there that has a bit of power over you that will piss you off.

To decrease: I hear yoga is a nice way to relax. For me, music is the key, that and vigorous exercise.


To increase, Hmm.. well, I guess a good place to start is rent the movie 'Wall Street' and play close attention to Michael Douglas's 'Greed is good' monologue.

To decrease, Start watching documentaries about the state of the world beyond your small piece of it. If you're really up for it, go visit a third world country and venture beyond the resort area. I dare you.


To increase, do you really need me to figure this one out for you? Ever hear of a thing called porn? Works wonders. Figure out what turns you on, and immerse yourself in it. Exercise and aromatherapy and sensual massage will activate the libido too.

To decrease: Turn on cartoon network and watch it, and nothing else for 8 hours straight. For the hardcore, move to a very cold climate.


To increase: Start reading more books. Did you know there was a library in your town? There is! I swear. Listen to non-commercial radio if you're afraid of books, or email me for a list of some fantastic independent films.

To decrease: Pick up a drug habit, or contract syphilis and don't get treated.

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