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Universal Lover

This orientation is the hardest to be. This means you don't look at gender, but the person. You never say "Ooh, he/she is hot / I'd like to get to know him/her". Instead you say, "Ooh they're hot / I'd like to get to know them". This orientation includes attractions to transexuals. Who knows? You might find aliens attractive! Anyway, usually, pansexuals choose another orientation. Some don't, so don't hound me pans!

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