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Your result for The Beverage Identity Test ...
If you were a drink, you'd be 14% alternative, 30% caustic and 36% playful. Mmm, tasty.
So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be Hot Chocolate.
Hot chocolate is that lovely middle-ground in comfort drinks - the perfect choice when you're feeling a bit unsure and you want something safe. I mean, come on, it's chocolate. What's not to like? Even the lactose-intolerant and diabetic people of the world can appreciate you now, since so many new varieties of milk and chocolate are available now. Your comforting, composed demeanour makes you a hit at coffee shops everywhere.
In other words, you measured as more popular than alternative. This may mean your tastes are a little more mainstream, that you tend more to the right than the left, or that your style is just a little bit safer.
You also measured as more gentle than caustic. This may mean that you're a less aggressive person, that you're generally calmer than most people, and that you are better at keeping a level head in most situations.
Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.
I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.
Almost guaranteed to tell you absolutely nothing about yourself.
Are you worth more than Oprah, or do you sit on the discount rack? (This one's entered in the current test competition, you should definitely check it out.)
... you know, they might just be really stupid.
Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal here to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!
They scored 14% on alternative, higher than 0% of your peers.
They scored 30% on caustic, higher than 16% of your peers.
They scored 36% on playful, higher than 8% of your peers.
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