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Your result for The Which Sexual Calamity Are You Test ...
Sting is very disappointed in you.
Look, all the hard selling in the world won't do you any good if you can't close the deal. That was a business metaphor.
It doesn't do you any good to hit the ball deep into left field and then trip and fall on your face before you even get to first. That was a sports metaphor.
There's no point in initiating sexual intercourse if you achieve orgasm and discharge your semen before you can even get your weenus in the cooter. That was not a metaphor.
You're at around the midpoint of human carelessness. While you probably don't take the large risks, you tend to forget about the little things sometimes. You get caught up in the moment and before you know it the consequences are squirting out.
Calamities you missed out on, from least to worst:
They scored 14% on Carelessness, higher than 79% of your peers.
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Do you watch Showtime's Hit Series "The L Word". Of course you do. How into this show are you? Let's find out!
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The mind according to Freud is composed of the ID, Ego and Superego. This test will use a totally non-scientific method that I pulled out of my net...
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How intelligent are you when it comes to hitting the clubs for an evening?
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Gals and guys often fantasise about sex with the same gender...even if they dont admit it:) So, do you?
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Hi! And welcome to my Horse Racing Test.
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What is your knowledge of Famous Movie Quotes?
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