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Your result for The Which Sexual Calamity Are You Test ...
Sting is very disappointed in you.
Look, all the hard selling in the world won't do you any good if you can't close the deal. That was a business metaphor.
It doesn't do you any good to hit the ball deep into left field and then trip and fall on your face before you even get to first. That was a sports metaphor.
There's no point in initiating sexual intercourse if you achieve orgasm and discharge your semen before you can even get your weenus in the cooter. That was not a metaphor.
You're at around the midpoint of human carelessness. While you probably don't take the large risks, you tend to forget about the little things sometimes. You get caught up in the moment and before you know it the consequences are squirting out.
Calamities you missed out on, from least to worst:
They scored 14% on Carelessness, higher than 79% of your peers.
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My brain works in such a "special" way that my friends have named my way of thinking as 'Twisted Roger Logic'. This basically involves making very ast...
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Find out which Doors song comes closest to describing the real you
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Hi! And welcome to my Yor mom test Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. TODO: REWRITE THIS.
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Hey internet fiends! Hopefully, most people taking this test are familiar with the popular online comic Bob and George, if not, check it out at http:...
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Some people like to get a sweat on... Some don't. Which are you?
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Hi! And welcome to my What Kind of Diaper Are You Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature.
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Hi! And welcome to my Progressive Rock music Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine if this music appeals to your tastes and yo...
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find out which character you most identify with in George RR Martin's "A Clash of Kings"
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Hi! I'm in hopes of finding the right one for me on here, so this test, taken by you right now will tell me whether I should contact you or not.
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How intelligent are you when it comes to hitting the clubs for an evening?
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