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Your result for The Which Sexual Calamity Are You Test ...
Sting is very disappointed in you.
Look, all the hard selling in the world won't do you any good if you can't close the deal. That was a business metaphor.
It doesn't do you any good to hit the ball deep into left field and then trip and fall on your face before you even get to first. That was a sports metaphor.
There's no point in initiating sexual intercourse if you achieve orgasm and discharge your semen before you can even get your weenus in the cooter. That was not a metaphor.
You're at around the midpoint of human carelessness. While you probably don't take the large risks, you tend to forget about the little things sometimes. You get caught up in the moment and before you know it the consequences are squirting out.
Calamities you missed out on, from least to worst:
They scored 14% on Carelessness, higher than 79% of your peers.
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Do you watch Showtime's Hit Series "The L Word". Of course you do. How into this show are you? Let's find out!
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Hi! I'll be asking questions regarding the automotive cultural set u fit into. Also whether you are more speed/power oriented or more appearnce orien...
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Hey internet fiends! Hopefully, most people taking this test are familiar with the popular online comic Bob and George, if not, check it out at http:...
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In my opinion, being adventurous is one of the best things you can do for yourself. If you try new things every now and then, sure you could run into...
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Bloque III - JL (2)
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Ace, Effector, Innovator or Strategist? Which type of game player are you?
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Hi! And welcome to my Does 300 MYA Matter To Me Test. MYA means Millions of Years Ago, so if you don't care, don't know, or don't want to humiliate yo...
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Hi! And welcome to my Real Deal Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. TODO: REWRITE THIS.
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Hi! And welcome to my dumbest Test. I'll be using no logic and little knowledge to determine something.
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Hi! And welcome to my Horse Racing Test.
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