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Your result for The General Secretary is tired of your shenanigans! ...

Good Comrade!

The General Secretary doesn't suspect you of much.

Good Comrade!

You're certainly loyal! A clever little lapdog with enough Paranoia to understand how to keep out of trouble. You would most certainly deal bribes to interrogators, drop names of friends in high places, and appear uninterested in anti-government plots.

You certainly don't have any Shenanigans up your sleeve, and you make Brother proud. Keep on grinding those gears in the factory. The Soviet state doesn't power itself you know!

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