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Your result for The General Secretary is tired of your shenanigans! ...
The General Secretary doesn't suspect you of much.

You're certainly loyal! A clever little lapdog with enough Paranoia to understand how to keep out of trouble. You would most certainly deal bribes to interrogators, drop names of friends in high places, and appear uninterested in anti-government plots.
You certainly don't have any Shenanigans up your sleeve, and you make Brother proud. Keep on grinding those gears in the factory. The Soviet state doesn't power itself you know!
They scored 35% on Shenanigans, higher than 24% of your peers.
They scored 36% on Sympathy, higher than 96% of your peers.
They scored 35% on Loyalty, higher than 24% of your peers.
They scored 24% on Paranoia, higher than 10% of your peers.
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