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Velma Barfield

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Velma Barfield

Both Stuart and Velma were crisply attired in their Sunday best as they settled into chairs at the Cumberland County Civic Center in Fayetteville, North Carolina.

The service had just begun when a wave of nausea rolled over Stuart. “I’m feeling sick,” he whispered to Velma. “Maybe it’s something I ate.”

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Your personality type matches the criminal profile of Velma Barfield. She was a serial poisoner, also known as a "Black Widow." With stunning regularity, those she knew closely expired of “gastroenteritis.” The investigators were pretty certain they were dealing not only with a murderer but a serial murderer.

As a child, Velma disliked her mother’s submissive attitude toward their father. Decades later, she wrote in her memoirs, Woman on Death Row, “I seemed to accept Daddy’s high-tempered ways because I thought that’s the way men are. Mamas should love their children and stand up for them, and Mama never stood up for me, or for any of us.” Every time Velma got a beating from her Dad, she was at least as upset with the passive Mom who saw and did nothing as she was with the aggressive Dad who actually inflicted it.

Velma's life was turbulant from the start, and she dealt with her problems through an addiction to prescription drugs, religious zealousy and a tendency to use arsenic when dealing with people who upset or threatened to expose her.

While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts she did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) her criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns.

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