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Jeffrey Dahmer

Your personality matches Criminal Profile 40816###.

Jeffrey Dahmer

What the Police missed in the apartment bedroom was the body of Tony Hughes, whose decomposing corpse had lain for three days on the bed.

What they missed was the blond man immediately strangling the Asian boy and having sex with his corpse.

What they missed were the photos that the blond man took of the dead boy, the subsequent dismemberment of his body, and the cleaning up of his skull to be kept as a trophy.

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Your personality type matches the criminal profile of Jeffrey Dahmer. While Dahmer had fantasies about killing men and having sex with their corpses as early as age fourteen, he didn't do anything about it until just after he graduated high school in June of 1978. He picked up a hitchhiker named Steven Hicks when he was living with his parents in the upscale community of Bath, Ohio. They had sex and drank beer, but then Hicks wanted to leave. Dahmer couldn't stand the idea of Hicks leaving, so he struck him in the head with a barbell and killed him.

Jeffrey Dahmer was a serial killer, necrophiliac, cannibal and psychopath. He did not take pleasure in inflicting pain upon his victims. Instead, he longed for undeniable, everlasting devotion. He was comfortable with his homosexuality, but not with rejection, conflict or other aspects of human interaction. In this regard, he did not desire interaction at all; he needed total possession. While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts he did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) his criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns.

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