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You know 7-up? A normal boring beverage? The kind your mom gives you when you're sick. People who don't drink soda pop like 7-up. Everybody likes 7-up.

Everybody but you.

Sure, you might say, not having caffeine is fine. But that's not how you roll. A little EXTRA caffeine for you. 7-up tends towards the lemony side of lemon-lime? You take the lime road. 7-up is transparent. You're not. You're complicated. You're green. You want to be the soda parents forbid their sick children to have. Sorry kids. dnL isn't for you. It's for healthy adults.

And yes, you're popular enough. But is a life of forever trying to be the opposite of 7-up a fulfilling one? These are the things that flit through your head only momentarily before they're banished to forgotten memories. You've got things to do.

Things that 7-up would NEVER do.

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