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The Sheikh: Hassanal Bolkiah, Sultan of Brunei

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The Sheikh: Hassanal Bolkiah, Sultan of Brunei

Based on my rigorous interrogation of your personality, I have determined that deep down you are more evil than good-natured, more lazy than hardworking, and more lucky than cunning.

This might sound bad, and it is, but in the world of billionaires this is one of the more common types. It's likely that you or your family are involved in more than a few shady dealings, and you probably inherited or otherwise lucked into your money, which you use mainly to provide a lavish lifestyle for yourself. You could be any number of Saudi princes or Emirates tycoons, but for the sake of comparison I feel your qualities are best embodied by Ke Bawah Duli Yang Maha Mulia Paduka Seri Baginda Sultan Haji Sir Hassanal Bolkiah Al-Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah ibni Almarhum Sultan Sir Omar Ali Saifuddin, or Hassanal Bolkiah, Sultan of Brunei.

Bolkiah rules his tiny Southeast Asian kingdom with an iron fist, coated liberally with sweet slippery oil, for lubrication. The Sultan has held special "emergency" powers since 1962, when he dissolved the country's Legislative Council. However, unlike poorer dictators, he is able to buy off rather than brutalize his enemies. Bruneians recieve free medical care and education, pay no taxes, and can visit the Sultan's own $3 billion dollar theme park any time, free of charge. And in a show of moderation, he has only married two of his legal allotment of four wives, one of them a TV presenter 32 years his junior.

An avid car collector, the Sultan is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for owning the world's largest Rolls Royce collection (over 500) along with 531 Mercedes Benzs, 367 Ferraris, 362 Bentleys, 185 BMWs, 177 Jaguars, 160 Porsches, and 20 Lamborghinis. He also has a personal 747 with gold-plated furniture, and bought his daughter an Airbus jet for her 18th birthday (take that, MTV's Sweet Sixteen!). His personal wealth is estimated at between $20 and $40 billion, or somewhere between 3 and 6 times his country's annnual economic output.

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